VPC ROUND 5 : VOTING

I will not be posting lyrics for this round, because they were never written. FREESTYLE BIIIITCHES!!

Edit: Shubz is a killllla!!! FILET MIGNON!

lyrics

ESCAPE

Come to me Ill cut your strings
Seen the Puppeteer coming
But it dont mean nothing
Now your free to sing your own song
Dance to your own tune
If you've got the music in you

Too long with your head bowed
Downcast
How you hope to hang around?
live to outlast Everyone
who had sought to
assault you by promising the world
but delivering a poisoned cup

Said theyd lift you up
But drag you down to their level
You dont want to be the one
Dancing close to the devil
When the music stops
And your holding the bag
for the man with the red right hand

I wont have it damn it im a stand in the gap
Raise my hands up in anger
hold the fort down read and react
Until I come through moved with the truth for an answer

Ch1
Tonight I lost my inclination
to read between the lines
Im sure that I am certain
I wont be satisfied
To occupy your mind
And ease your every burden
You want more so we conspire

Dimwwitted decisions
Led by fictitious visions
We're sent on ill fitting missions
deadset
picking rifts in the system

That they said was infallible
Absolutely truth gets malleable
When your down to renounce all you once found valuable
Salvage what you can from the junk pile that your life turned in to
better make your move

You dont want to lose all you worked for hoped for dreamed of
Seen love crumble to dust
from the force of the pressure
it was clear ours wasnt robust enough
To stand tall through the strong wind
Walking on the balls of our feet through the fire pit
MInd over matter doesnt matter what I find
Throw a spanner int he works
While your running out of time
tonight

Ch2
Tonight I lost my inclination
to read between the lines
Im sure that I am certain
I wont be satisfied
To occupy your mind
And ease your every burden
Its not enough so we conspire

Come to me Ill cut your strings
Seen the end of things coming
But you dont feel nothing
Free to sing your own song
Dance to your own tune
If you've got the courage in you

Too long with your head bowed
Downcast
How you hope to hang around
live to outlast Everyone
who had sought to
assault you by limiting your world view
skewed it til your all screwed up

Once they gain your trust
theyl drag you down to their level
You dont want to be the one
Dancing close to the devil
When the music stops
And your holding the bag
for the man with the red right hand

I wont have it damn it ill be facing the facts
Tho they call the truth slander
hold the fort down read and react
Im the shrewd new recruit
bringing proof for your answer


Ch3
Tonight I got no destination
BUt Im a be alright
Driving through the desert
And nt need a light
Look into my eyes
Im almost relaxed
But Im not coming back

I enjoyed this contest. I learned a lot about being a producer. Props to everyone.

We went from --

28 tracks in round 1,
to 23 in round 2,
to 19 in round 3,
to 16 in round 4,
to 13 in this final round

Interesting. Props to everyone that was involved. I'm proud to say that Milk and I stuck thru the whole thing, even as busy as I usually am. I know Milk is usually crazy busy also.

This has been fun and I'm sad to see it ending Lets get some more collabs and music going guys. I'm in for some stuff. I have a vague idea for a small project I wanna do and I'll probably post something about it soon

Oh yeah, lyrics to 'Universe Rolling Sevens'

Wtf man, you're about to have an aneurism, blood boils, mad twitches, nervous mannerisms, life sucks, so you're switching up the pacifism, fuck that, head shots, Call of Duty, Activision, mad stressed and about to have a breakdown, the problems steady mounting and you're feeling all the weight now, great!, how do-you-suppose you deal with snake-style demons that be deep in your dreams, who'll drag you straight down, and you be seeing em in your nitemares, they're scheming and they're meaning you harm, and they don't fight fair, and they seem to have you quite scared, except they are the manifestation of overripe fears, you pretend that you don't know that, you act so unaware or don't care, your life it holds back, the mind state builds up these beasts and it's a known fact,
you prolly gonna deal with this shit until you're old, jack!

The Universe wins, rolling sevens, everybody dies, but we all don't go to heaven, we're meant to be adaptable, but maybe we're evolving into creatures whose intent and goal is capital, with motivations terrible
x2

Reality is nothing but perception, you have been receiving brainwashing they acheived with deception, why the fuck is no one asking questions? Preoccupied with issues trivial, while the real is deflected, realize that you've been disconnected, you strive to achieve all your goals without exceptions, but if you believe you can do it, it's accomplished to perfection, most of y'all are needing redirection, and lessons, so check it, be wary of the system, its getting pretty scary how we always play the victims, we've had it up to here with the lies and the greed and the manufactured structure that they chose for us to live in, open up your third eye, see prophetic visions, watch us as we catapult our race into extinction, the signs all around us, if we stopped and we looked, we would see, but we whistle on our way to oblivion

The Universe wins, rolling sevens, everybody dies, but we all don't go to heaven, we're meant to be adaptable, but maybe we're evolving into creatures whose intent and goal is capital, with motivations terrible
x2

oh man not sure what happened. I recorded a beat and a verse for this round and dbane fell off the map. good luck everyone I had a good time!

Originally Posted by XoC

We went from --

28 tracks in round 1,
to 23 in round 2,
to 19 in round 3,
to 16 in round 4,
to 13 in this final round

Interesting. Props to everyone that was involved. I'm proud to say that Milk and I stuck thru the whole thing, even as busy as I usually am. I know Milk is usually crazy busy also.

This has been fun and I'm sad to see it ending Lets get some more collabs and music going guys. I'm in for some stuff. I have a vague idea for a small project I wanna do and I'll probably post something about it soon

The dropoff was about what I expected. But instead of focusing on the peeps that dropped out, I'd rather say how proud I am of everyone that hung in. I, for one, was racked at moments finishing up entropy with kHill, playing shows, doing this or that, etc--but Cecil managed to deal with my last minute "OMGHAVEINOTGOTTENYOUWAVSYETLOLZ?" flawlessly.
Working with him has been a pleasure, and I can't wait to do more of it in the near future--contest or no. ^_^

Also, this contest introduced me to some of ya'lls music&flavor--furthered my experience with others. That was, and always has been, the reward in and of itself.
Look forward to keepin track of everyone's future endeavors and throwin down on new collabs!

And my apologies for not being more present here on the boards (in these threads or otherwise). I'm terrible about internet communication beyond e-mails, and that's a sure-fire nerdfail, I know. d'oh! >_<

I'm proud of Shubzilla and seeing how far she's come as an artist over the course of this contest.

I'm also upset that I now have to deal with her singing the hook to Filet Mignon at me on a daily basis.

And everybody singing Baby Steps at me everywhere I go.

So what I'm saying is I'm gonna rank her 100th again because goddammit

goddammit Baby Steps

Favorite line of the whole VPC so far:

"Cuz I don't care about you little fuckin' fakes/All you fuckin' Jake's best get up out my state..."

-BTF

I guess I'll pack my bags...

Hey y'all, how fun was this? The creative process was like puberty without the boobs.

So really like how I went through puberty. Awkward. :/

But wow - does time fly! XoC, I can definitely relate to how busy life can get - during the competition, VR and I got married and I received a promotion at work!

I gotta keep reiterating the props to everyone that dropped a track and stuck it out. The Chairman and I are lucky in that we work at the same store, but I know for some of y'all you made it work across the country or continents (I think). It's so refreshing to see such commitment and dedication to our artform no matter how ridiculous it is.

And VR, Filet Mignon is not about your ass only - it's for all the fellas with the bubble butt. This is a love letter to a man's derriere.

JAKE BIT DON'T LEAVE. /wail

And before I forget - LYRICS! <3

Spoiler

This one's for all them big ssed men that be packin in the front AND the back. Them other generic bitches may not give you love, but Shubzilla understands you.

Check it.

Yo ass is like filet mignon
Medium-rare and Imma get my eat on
Pass that steak sauce and gravy
Juicy when I bite it - meaty, sav'ry

Big assed men are highly underrated
In my spank bank to them I like masturabatin
See them fuckers sweat, waddle to the sub deli
Papi, open up that gluteous jelly
Drop your pants low like you're givin me a baby
Lemme take a bite, tuck in a napkin like a lady
Break a piece off with a fork and a knife
Sprinkle soy sauce and lay yo ass out over rice
Servings of protein's what my body really needs
Bend over, lay it down, and Cleveland steam me
Let your ass drip a little, stir up sexy dippin sauce
Carve you baked turkey style, like a bird flippin boss
Tie you up, all spice, roast you on a spit fire
There's bout to be a luau in the Emerald Empire
If I said I like asses, would Shubzilla get lei'd
Motorboat them cheeks, fat legs all splayed

Yo ass is like filet mignon
Medium-rare and Imma get my eat on
Pass that steak sauce and gravy
Juicy when I bite it - meaty, sav'ry

Baby on the treadmill, losin all the weight
Did your girly take your table-top games away?
Til you shed that fat and lose your double chin
Think that skinny ass will keep her faithful fo the win?
Step up to the Shubzilla, treat you righty fo rilla
Roll out to an all you can eat buffet dinna
Optional is that gut, but don't ditch yo ass
Rump shakin makes classiest bitch go crass
Pass that gin and call me Beefeater
I'm the live definition of the fat ass beater
So touch your toes, shake that ass on the floor
Swipe my card through yo crack, vibrate it some more
Count them anal beads like a rosary
Ball-gagged, back arched, how it's supposed ta be
Sweet, salty, glazed - Christmas Day, it's on
Gonna eat your ass like it's all filet mignon

Yo ass is like filet mignon
Medium-rare and Imma get my eat on
Pass that steak sauce and gravy
Juicy when I bite it - meaty, sav'ry

Originally Posted by Shubzilla

And VR, Filet Mignon is not about your ass only

then stop singing it at my ass anytime I'm even slightly undressed

Originally Posted by VR

then stop singing it at my ass anytime I'm even slightly undressed

Baby, dat ass is my muse. When I perform it, you are rump shakin in a g-string ass out. It's the type of ass everyone wants to have or be with. You should be so lucky.

Originally Posted by Shubzilla

Baby, dat ass is my muse. When I perform it, you are rump shakin in a g-string ass out. It's the type of ass everyone wants to have or be with. You should be so lucky.

If he's on stage with you, that veteran better be clappin' out some morse code with those cheeks.

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Originally Posted by Jake-bit

Favorite line of the whole VPC so far:

"Cuz I don't care about you little fuckin' fakes/All you fuckin' Jake's best get up out my state..."

-BTF

I guess I'll pack my bags...

NO JAKE! COME BACK!! I LOOOVE YOU!!!

Originally Posted by Klopfenpop

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I really hope VR figured out what this says...

Oh I did. I might just morse-ass-clap that next time you do that song.

So glad i got a track done for every round! Looking forward to where me and squizzle place in all of this.


annnywayyy, lyric tiem:

Spoiler

it's the second you leave

that i realise what i need

you've changed me for i cannot breathe

if i told you the truth

it wouldn't be breaking news

i already miss you

you've got plans for the long weekend
got some friends that you long to be seeing
it's ok i've never been all that needin'
never thought i'd be the one who wouldn't think that would be a breeze an'

naively think i'll play some video games
upload some clips for more vimeo plays
got a long steam list occupies me fo' days
so why is it that i'm feeling so strange?

you've infected my brain, redirected my plane
you dissected my game, and connected the chain
i feel alone but you're just a few hours by train
and i know this is all just soundin' lame

never been a mushy man it's distressing to me
i never planned to be expressing my needs
only just left on a wing to sydney
and i'm messaging you and you're messaging me

it's the second you leave

that i realise what i need

you've changed me for i cannot breathe

if i told you the truth

it wouldn't be breaking news

i already miss you

i've never done a track or a song about love sickness
my back catalogue is all about dongs and wizards
you write what you know and i was always alone
so i chose a new reality to flow within my prose

ohh, well, i shouldn't be so darn resistant to change
and i shouldn't be content like a lizard in the shade
so i'll just dive in, persistant and brave
cos i don't mind when i have to listen to your day

sometimes i seem distant
it doesn't mean that i don't listen
i'm a guy i'm probably thinking about pirates
and pyres of fire not which one of your friends is a liar

but i'm a happy man so i sing this sappy jam
hope you don't get rid of me like stains and nappy san
thank you maam for taking me into your humble abode
now i know that i'll never be forever alone

it's the second you leave

that i realise what i need

you've changed me for i cannot breathe

if i told you the truth

it wouldn't be breaking news

i already miss you

just waiting til i see you again
been messing with the thoughts in my head
don't pretend you're not in bliss too
only been a few n already missing you

just waiting til i see you again
been messing with the thoughts in my head
don't pretend you're not in bliss too
it's only been a few minutes but i already miss you

it's the second you leave

that i realise what i need

you've changed me for i cannot breathe

if i told you the truth

it wouldn't be breaking news

i already miss you

Year of the Dragon

Spoiler

Wind right, wings right, dim light, grin like
Movie’s over, in-flight invite
Things like wings might pin hind limbs by
Moving slower in my dreamlife
Seems like greenlight: read this rewrite
Feed this whim by what I deem right
Teeth white, hard bite, eyes like starlight
All night, everything is arright
Dragons take what they want, hoard it
Kingdoms conquered, damsels courted
Heroes thwarted, sorted into
Cords of kindling, sorta morbid
More assorted machinations
Makin’ statements so contorted
Stab them in the side they sworded,
Burnination is awarded
D-R-A-G-O-N-S
They leave the ladies so impressed
Checkin’ out the wings, yeah I’m seein’ ‘em stare
Don’t care if it’s a gronkle or a terrible terror
Always down for what I’m after
Luck like Falkor, bling like Fafnir
Maidens captured by this serpent
So hypnotic, watch me work it
Soul ensorcelled, melt at my call
Light this up like a Chinese Fireball
Coils and claws and conflagration
Eight throats means hydra hydration
Pass around drinks and I’m catchin’ the bottle
When the crystal clinks call me Quetzalcoatl
Cuz I’m hot, I can’t stop, no fear I’m braggin’
It’s the Year of the Dragon

Wishin’ I could be mythic monster
Call me an impostor, get me on the roster
Wanna be the boss with a scale gloss, flossing
With a lance after blanching the prince with a mint sauce
Hustle every day, call me Rick Ross rolling
Around on the ground like I’m flipped from a hip toss
Swimmin’ in coins like I’m duckville proper
Gimme no copper, gold in the locker
“Do it for the hoard”, that’s the story I saw
With my shorty an I’m poring out a forty o’ Klah
In a pungent dungeon somethin’ breathin’
Face consumption from a Shivan
Even though I reason that I’m bein’ kinda heathen
When I sleep in ‘cause I’m dreamin of achievin’ higher meaning
Cant you see into the smoke, l ain’t takin’ a drag
Like Spike with my dragon dragon [SWAG]
Refuse to acknowledge they do not exist
Callin’ dragoholics anonymous as I frolic in the autumn mist
You know that I cannot resist em’, call me an apologist
Stony eyes stare like you’re talkin’ to cockatrice
Face the Red Death, got your head left back where you were fed breath
Dead set roaring like a med jet
Now you’re headless so I know you won’t be seein’ that
I’m five heads up, you wassup [It’s Tiamat!]
D-R-A-G-O-N-S
They leave the ladies so impressed
Dragonesses all up on it
Materia, girl, just call me Bahamut
Tail like a comet, Firey smell like
Smaug from the swath of a Crimson Hellkite
Ignite: that’s how we do taggin’
It’s the Year of the Dragon

I had a good time in this tournament. It really stretched me as a writer and performer, and it was very humbling to compete along side such a talented roster.

-Peace[MC]-

Originally Posted by Klopfenpop

If he's on stage with you, that veteran better be clappin' out some morse code with those cheeks.

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Only on this board can something as gully as an assclap be converted into nerd form. Everyone, please give Klop a round of applause

p.s. I once knew this girl who was able to independently maneuver her ass cheeks into different shapes and configurations. I would've given a left testicle to see her in my bed. Of course, she was a stripper that I saw every Friday in the strip club, and by 'knew her' I mean I used to stuff dollar bills into her g-string and try to cop a feel. Yeah

I knew this girl at the Lusty Lady who could move her vagina lips in a manner that made them look like they were talking. She would then throw her voice ventriloquist style at her vajajay to make it have conversations with me. Absolutely amazing. Of course, we were separated by 'bullet proof' glass... so I didn't even get shove dollar bills into her g-string and try to cop a feel.